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~ ENJOY THESE GROANERS ~
This is a groaner tribute to my late husband John. He remembered every pun and would quote them at will. Sometimes they were instant groaners, and other times the groans would sneak up on you moments later. Some say that a pun is the lowest form of humor, others say to pun is human... to heir divine! Of course, seven days without a pun makes one weak and a pun is its own reword!
- A backwards poet writes inverse.
- A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
- What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
- He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
- Every calendar’s days are numbered.
- A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
- Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
- In parking lots, arguments often start from scratch.
- A music store was robbed. The thief made away with the lute.
- Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll.
- Tires are fixed for a flat rate.
- What you seize is what you get.
- Some children think that their parents are all no-ing.
- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother.
- A piano falling down a mine shaft will give you A-flat minor.
- Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of de-feat.
- She is the Queen of De-Nile!
- SharLeigh
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